Bullet Raja: My view about the movie, in short a movie-review.

Bullet Raja! Well, I thought this would either be about the bike or the king. Just like Lance (Armstrong) tricked us with his “It’s not about the bike” book, this movie tricks you as well. (For the uninitiated, Lance wrote a book about his success and later it came out that he doped to make it to the finish line). The movie makers one day decided to make an UP-Bihar style bandit film and break Dabangg movie’s 100-crore record. I don’t know about the money, they might make a good deal of it because of the otherwise dry weekend with no other big movie releases. But, they have failed miserably with the film.

The movie is about two friends, Rudra (Jimmy Shergill) and Raja (Saif Ali Khan) who against their wishes become political goons. They shoot people around joyfully and mercilessly. But, Raja’s whole world crumbles when his friend Rudra gets hurt. Oh! And there is the happily overweight and out-of-shape Sonakshi Sinha who was a call-girl in the movie? But, acts too innocent or comfortable for one?! Confusing acting really.

Ravi Kissen (I wonder why they get their surnames numerically-fixed, it sounds more like a popular fruit-jam brand now!) stands out with his acting. He does not get much time to adapt to the storyline or get in the character, but delivers the minute the camera is on him. Intelligent on the director’s part to cast him as a hitman-sniper, with the character’s stark resemblance to a popular IG of police.

Mahie Gill is there for a song and for establishing Saif’s character’s lose-beltedness. She does what is expected of her the minute the song starts, expose and fake that she enjoys dancing to a sultry number.

I guess, when Tigmanshu was penning this story and casting actors, he knew. He knew, that the story wil not hold! So, let us cast established actors who have some fan-following and who can hold together an otherwise chaotic narrative.

Should you watch the movie? Well, once. Or maybe you can think of ways of spending your hard-earned money somewhere else. Wait for it, would be on a local channel soon.

The character artists like Ravi kissen and Vipin Sharma lend some saving grace to an otherwise hastily written story, bad-music, and horrible acting.